sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

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officialpierremcguire:

lakings what was it like drafting dustin brown straight from the toilet bowl?

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siddharthasmama:

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

This made tear up for real.

And we all know the answer…

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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vastderp:

quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

OH SNAP this photoset shows those insane vertical obstacles, look at her go.

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

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nikolay goldovin

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nosdrinker:

in my opinion, fuck the Los Angeles kings

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